Ok so, much as I LOVED the cancelled TV shows bit on the Tonys, what would have made it EVEN BETTER is Sutton Foster coming out and going “AT LEAST YOU ALL KNOW YOU’VE BEEN CANCELLED!”
She could have sung to the tune of I Don’t Know How To Love Him from Jesus Christ Superstar:
I don’t know if I’m cancelled
ABC, they won’t tell me.
I’ve been screwed, yes really screwed.
But I did get a, critic’s choice nomination.
So fuck you ABC.
The lyrics need a bit of work, but that would have been comedy gold. Missed opportunities…
can we have a “let me be your star” singalong during the commercial breaks?
my punk rock dream come true is in an american express commercial. this must be what adulthood feels like.